Zanmispid is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, sage cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Zanmispid created the planet Mars four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zanmispid, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Zanmispid, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Zanmispid's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Zanmispid's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Never talk about cell theory.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Do not drink water in violet rooms.