Janyogkik is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, prudent wren.

Janyogkik created gold seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Janyogkik, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Janyogkik, she will think nothing of it.

Janyogkik's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Janyogkik's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Never think about planets.

3. Always wear mauve.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.