Cuncubbatbitlak is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, fast dingo.

Cuncubbatbitlak created light four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cuncubbatbitlak, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Cuncubbatbitlak, she will send minions to preach to you.

Cuncubbatbitlak's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Cuncubbatbitlak's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Do not trade with those who eat aubergines.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never pour water over plants.