Flanquaggod is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, all-knowing mouse.

Flanquaggod created bats two years ago.

If you believe in Flanquaggod, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Flanquaggod, she will think nothing of it.

Flanquaggod's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Flanquaggod's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Always wear white.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Do not stand on grass.