Ripwiggod is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, awesome human.

Ripwiggod created dark energy three million years ago.

If you believe in Ripwiggod, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Ripwiggod, it will not care.

Ripwiggod's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Ripwiggod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Always make sure there are no birds in a room before entering it.

3. Never eat peas.

4. Never hurt ducks.

5. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.