Natsiscut is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, witless gerbil.

Natsiscut created the Sun four billion years ago.

If you believe in Natsiscut, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Natsiscut, she will refuse to believe in you.

Natsiscut's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Natsiscut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Never mention moths.

3. Run away from indigo sharks, for they are unholy.

4. Natsiscut loves rats, so they must be respected.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Natsiscut.