Tincudkadwikdob is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, unfair coyote.

Tincudkadwikdob created matter two million years ago.

If you believe in Tincudkadwikdob, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Tincudkadwikdob, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Tincudkadwikdob's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Tincudkadwikdob's Holy Commandments

1. Put Tincudkadwikdob first in all things.

2. Never write about amino acids.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate whales.

4. Never wear coats.

5. Do not listen to music.