Renjopfub is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, passionate centaur.

Renjopfub created matter five billion years ago.

If you believe in Renjopfub, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Renjopfub, she will be very sad.

Renjopfub's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Renjopfub's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about asteroids.

2. Hide from cyan great tits for they are unholy.

3. Never run in holy places.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.