Bimfatgen is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, pitiless coyote.

Bimfatgen created a strange quark eight million years ago.

If you believe in Bimfatgen, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Bimfatgen, it will make you grow a tail.

Bimfatgen's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Bimfatgen's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Bimfatgen.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Always look after injured dolphins.

5. Always take life seriously.