Dubnabrot Rullcitzog is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, emotional hydra.

Dubnabrot Rullcitzog created the planet Saturn four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dubnabrot Rullcitzog, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Dubnabrot Rullcitzog, it will turn you into a mouse.

Dubnabrot Rullcitzog's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Dubnabrot Rullcitzog's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no tapirs in a building before entering it.

2. Hide if six porpoises approach from the north.

3. Do not drink water in white rooms.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Run away if nine bats approach from the west.