Rutzimveg is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, thoughtless cat.

Rutzimveg created the world twelve years ago.

If you believe in Rutzimveg, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Rutzimveg, she will jump up and down on your head.

Rutzimveg's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Rutzimveg's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Rutzimveg's priests.

2. Always help dolphins.

3. You must pray to Rutzimveg three times a day.

4. Capybaras are not to be trusted.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.