Quillhamhud is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, benevolent rhinoceros.

Quillhamhud created parasitic wasps two years ago.

If you believe in Quillhamhud, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Quillhamhud, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Quillhamhud's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Quillhamhud's Holy Commandments

1. Put Quillhamhud first in all things.

2. Always make sure there are no great tits in a building before entering it.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Never go into violet rooms.

5. Always obey Quillhamhud's priests.