Bosslarnab is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, witless dog.

Bosslarnab created the planet Earth six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bosslarnab, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Bosslarnab, she will not invite you to parties.

Bosslarnab's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Bosslarnab's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Worship no other gods but Bosslarnab.

4. Always look after injured ants.

5. Bosslarnab loves snakes, so they must be respected.