Cidhimbim is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, idiotic hummingbird.

Cidhimbim created everything that exists eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cidhimbim, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Cidhimbim, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Cidhimbim's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Cidhimbim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Worship no other gods but Cidhimbim.

3. Do not kill squirrels.

4. Do not drink water in white rooms.

5. You must pray to Cidhimbim three times a day.