Armvagsak is a god.
She takes the form of a very large, capable
wren.
Armvagsak created light five quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Armvagsak, she will grant you immortality.
If you do not believe in
Armvagsak, she will turn you into a frog.
Armvagsak's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.
Armvagsak's Holy Commandments1. Never write about the weak nuclear force.
2. Armvagsak loves foxes, so they must be honoured.
3. Erect a large gold sculpture of Armvagsak on top of all buildings.
4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Armvagsak.
5. Never think about asteroids.