Yarlwottaghap is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, charitable bee.

Yarlwottaghap created dark energy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Yarlwottaghap, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Yarlwottaghap, it will strike you with lightening.

Yarlwottaghap's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Yarlwottaghap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair pink.

2. Hide if six grasshopers approach from the north.

3. Never talk about gravity.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.