Larnshavlogjip is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, resourceful meerkat.

Larnshavlogjip created an atom seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Larnshavlogjip, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Larnshavlogjip, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Larnshavlogjip's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Larnshavlogjip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill moths.

2. Always help dolphins in need.

3. Feed all hungry monkeys.

4. Erect nine gold sculptures of Larnshavlogjip on top of important buildings.

5. Do not covet oxen.