Zodjammet is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, narcissistic duck.

Zodjammet created a Higgs boson nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zodjammet, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Zodjammet, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Zodjammet's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Zodjammet's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Do not covet oxen.