Kamcibfarn is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, tranquil butterfly.

Kamcibfarn created the planet Jupiter eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kamcibfarn, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Kamcibfarn, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Kamcibfarn's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Kamcibfarn's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no mice in a building before entering it.

2. Kamcibfarn loves aardvarks, so they must be respected.

3. Never bounce in holy places.

4. Never eat limes.

5. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.