Boglenhotkemfumhub is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, generous toad.

Boglenhotkemfumhub created dark matter eight million years ago.

If you believe in Boglenhotkemfumhub, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Boglenhotkemfumhub, she will make you grow a tail.

Boglenhotkemfumhub's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Boglenhotkemfumhub's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the north.

2. Retreat if seven monkeys approach from the west.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Always treat nematodes with great respect.

5. Never eat garlic.