Tailponfomkaromt is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, boastful naga.

Tailponfomkaromt created an atom eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Tailponfomkaromt, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Tailponfomkaromt, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Tailponfomkaromt's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Tailponfomkaromt's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Never talk about nebulae.

3. Always help turtles.

4. You must pray to Tailponfomkaromt eight times a day.

5. Pray towards the east.