Jarndad is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, all-knowing dolphin.

Jarndad created the Virgo Supercluster four billion years ago.

If you believe in Jarndad, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Jarndad, he will curse you with boils.

Jarndad's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Jarndad's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip in the presence of tortoises.

2. Never talk about pigs.

3. Never mention goats.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Do not sit in public.