Shavkabflig is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, two-faced newt.

Shavkabflig created the planet Jupiter six million years ago.

If you believe in Shavkabflig, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Shavkabflig, she will turn you into a puffin.

Shavkabflig's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Shavkabflig's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no rats in a building before entering it.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Never talk about moons.

5. Do not drink alcohol.