Tontungep is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, smart rhinoceros.

Tontungep created Mount Everest seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tontungep, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Tontungep, she will turn you into a snail.

Tontungep's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Tontungep's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Tontungep seven times a day.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never sing in the presence of foxes.

4. Never go into indigo rooms.

5. Do not trade with those who eat pineapples.