Wadjatrig is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, overgenerous deer.

Wadjatrig created the planet Venus six million years ago.

If you believe in Wadjatrig, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Wadjatrig, it will be very unhappy.

Wadjatrig's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Wadjatrig's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat porpoises with great respect.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Do not trade with those who eat tomatoes.

4. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.