Natfarnbog is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, uncaring ant.

Natfarnbog created Asia four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Natfarnbog, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Natfarnbog, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Natfarnbog's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Natfarnbog's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry shrews.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Natfarnbog.

3. Never talk about snakes.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never think ill of sick geese.