Maddonhug is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, capable goose.

Maddonhug created a photon three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Maddonhug, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Maddonhug, he will torture you forever.

Maddonhug's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Maddonhug's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never wear scarves.

3. Hide from violet snails for they are unholy.

4. Always wear gray.

5. Do not drink water in orange rooms.