Bigflabsan is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, resourceful gnu.

Bigflabsan created the Milkyway two billion years ago.

If you believe in Bigflabsan, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Bigflabsan, he will ignore you.

Bigflabsan's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Bigflabsan's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear jumpers.

2. Hide from pink sharks for they are unholy.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Respect your elders.