Limjipveen is a god.

He takes the form of a large, merciless ant.

Limjipveen created an electron six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Limjipveen, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Limjipveen, he will remove you from existence.

Limjipveen's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Limjipveen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Do not drink water in brown rooms.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Do not hurt whales.