Ganlunsisdunfemdabgum Flablidnad is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, self-assured yak.

Ganlunsisdunfemdabgum Flablidnad created dark energy four years ago.

If you believe in Ganlunsisdunfemdabgum Flablidnad, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Ganlunsisdunfemdabgum Flablidnad, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Ganlunsisdunfemdabgum Flablidnad's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Ganlunsisdunfemdabgum Flablidnad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Pray towards the east.

3. Retreat if four eagles approach from the west.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Do not dye your hair white.