Jamsitvintarg is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, conceited manatee.

Jamsitvintarg created silver twelve years ago.

If you believe in Jamsitvintarg, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Jamsitvintarg, she will send you a sign.

Jamsitvintarg's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Jamsitvintarg's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Do not eat oranges.

3. Feed all hungry whales.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Always look after injured tapirs.