Babfedkop is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, slow octopus.

Babfedkop created the Large Magellanic Cloud three million years ago.

If you believe in Babfedkop, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Babfedkop, she will turn you into a rat.

Babfedkop's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Babfedkop's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Never mention mice.

3. Worship no other gods but Babfedkop.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Run away from black manatees, for they are unholy.