Flyarnnuttmap is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, uncaring mink.

Flyarnnuttmap created the Milkyway five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flyarnnuttmap, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Flyarnnuttmap, she will turn you into a goat.

Flyarnnuttmap's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Flyarnnuttmap's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate shrews.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.