Rilnadtiktun is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, strong cobra.

Rilnadtiktun created a strange quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rilnadtiktun, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Rilnadtiktun, it will turn you into a worm.

Rilnadtiktun's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Rilnadtiktun's Holy Commandments

1. Dolphins are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate porpoises.

3. Never write about amino acids.

4. Feed all hungry cats.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.