Mifhogquart is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, selfish penguin.

Mifhogquart created the Cigar Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Mifhogquart, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Mifhogquart, she will send minions to preach to you.

Mifhogquart's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Mifhogquart's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat carrots.

2. Do not run in public.

3. Never think ill of sick aardvarks.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Always help whales in need.