Zagrawvol is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, unthinking gorilla.

Zagrawvol created water two years ago.

If you believe in Zagrawvol, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Zagrawvol, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Zagrawvol's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Zagrawvol's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Retreat if three seals approach from the north.

3. Do not trade with those who eat limes.

4. Never wear red scarves.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.