Wodhitgon is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, almighty pigeon.

Wodhitgon created the Sunflower Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Wodhitgon, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Wodhitgon, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Wodhitgon's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Wodhitgon's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick swans.

2. Always make sure there are no tortoises in a room before entering it.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Wodhitgon.

4. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Wodhitgon on top of all buildings.

5. Never eat bark.