Yamflamfeb is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, capable rat.

Yamflamfeb created an electron eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Yamflamfeb, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Yamflamfeb, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Yamflamfeb's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Yamflamfeb's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never talk about asteroids.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Never bounce in holy places.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.