Fudfagcatappgempit is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, unthinking centaur.

Fudfagcatappgempit created everything that exists seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Fudfagcatappgempit, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Fudfagcatappgempit, it will ignore you.

Fudfagcatappgempit's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Fudfagcatappgempit's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about pigs.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Do not wear gold on your body.