Jabfothas is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, sage dragon.

Jabfothas created dark energy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jabfothas, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Jabfothas, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Jabfothas' most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Jabfothas' Holy Commandments

1. Run away if eight frogs approach from the south.

2. Never talk about nebulae.

3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Always pray immersed in water.