Veenhigpod is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, wise crow.

Veenhigpod created silver five million years ago.

If you believe in Veenhigpod, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Veenhigpod, it will turn you into a snail.

Veenhigpod's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Veenhigpod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Veenhigpod's name in vain.

2. Do not dye your hair gray.

3. Always make sure there are no snakes in a building before entering it.

4. Always make sure there are no eagles in a room before entering it.

5. Do not drink alcohol.