Timwabyam is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, merciful squid.

Timwabyam created matter two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Timwabyam, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Timwabyam, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Timwabyam's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Timwabyam's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing near mites.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Run away if three turtles approach from the west.

5. Do not wear magenta clothing.