Limnat is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, deceitful tapir.

Limnat created a top quark eight million years ago.

If you believe in Limnat, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Limnat, it will be very unhappy.

Limnat's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Limnat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear zinc on your body.

2. Limnat must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never eat beans.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Do not listen to music.