Litnart is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, blissful snail.

Litnart created life four billion years ago.

If you believe in Litnart, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Litnart, she will have a low opinion of you.

Litnart's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Litnart's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Litnart loves manatees, so they must be respected.

3. Do not wear lead on your body.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never eat parsnips.