Fosshogwapflaghottalkan is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, caring cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Fosshogwapflaghottalkan created a down quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fosshogwapflaghottalkan, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Fosshogwapflaghottalkan, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Fosshogwapflaghottalkan's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Fosshogwapflaghottalkan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never jump near porpoises.

3. Hide if three seals approach from the west.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fosshogwapflaghottalkan.

5. Always obey Fosshogwapflaghottalkan's priests.