Dibnuttjantansidcudbimbarn Fodnadgar is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, merciless bear.

Dibnuttjantansidcudbimbarn Fodnadgar created a charm quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dibnuttjantansidcudbimbarn Fodnadgar, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Dibnuttjantansidcudbimbarn Fodnadgar, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Dibnuttjantansidcudbimbarn Fodnadgar's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Dibnuttjantansidcudbimbarn Fodnadgar's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no tapirs in a room before entering it.

2. Never think ill of sick sheep.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Never talk about geese.

5. Never think about gravity.