Wapwittip is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, intelligent dolphin.

Wapwittip created carbon five million years ago.

If you believe in Wapwittip, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Wapwittip, she will send minions to preach to you.

Wapwittip's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Wapwittip's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear gray.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. You must pray to Wapwittip four times a day.