Bothogwik is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, effective narwhal.

Bothogwik created the Whirlpool Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Bothogwik, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Bothogwik, he will turn you into a mole.

Bothogwik's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Bothogwik's Holy Commandments

1. Erect six tin sculptures of Bothogwik on top of important buildings.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

4. Worship no other gods but Bothogwik.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.