Cenlinnur is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, unselfish swallow.

Cenlinnur created the planet Venus nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cenlinnur, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Cenlinnur, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Cenlinnur's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Cenlinnur's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Cenlinnur.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never write about amino acids.

4. Do not kill ducks.

5. Never talk about horses.