Gemmadsab is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, impressive dolphin.

Gemmadsab created snails eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gemmadsab, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Gemmadsab, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Gemmadsab's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Gemmadsab's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry shrews.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Eagles are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Never skip near whales.

5. You must love Gemmadsab.